SNAIL GEL,THE ANSWER TO YOUTHFUL LOOK!!!.( TAKES 6YRS OFF YOUR LOOKS)




Mmmmm…This is very interesting!.They say snail gel is the answer to a youthful look.Ok why do i think it is interesting?Because its easily available in this neck of the woods.Yes it is! because we all have those little little snails in most naija backyards.since its not as easily available in the western world,the cream made from it is quite expensive but since all we need to do is catch the small and harvest all its slime,it wouldn't cost us as much it will cost them overseas…what do y'all think?
Anyways the makers of this cream claim it can take away 6yrs from a woman real age.If you asked me,thats a lot if really the cream can do what it says.
They have mapped out 600,000 pounds for the campaign of this cream,and this campaign is fronted by british singer turned model Louise Redknapp(Now i know the secret to Louise's youthful look.).A-list celebrities like actress katie Holmes and Pussy cat doll Ashley Roberts.
The benefits from snail slime were first discovered by Chilean snail farmers who noticed that their skin healed faster without scarring after handling snails which were exported to France.The snail secretes this gel to regenerate its skin or shell when its been harmed.so when humans use it on their skin,it regenerates the cells…(hahaha..this people don't know we have snails here beaucoup)
So dear Nigerian ladies,you have two choices (LOL )
1) Harvest snails from your backyard,take out the slime and use it on your skin.
OR
2 ) buy the already prepared one from Dr Organic ( Available at www.holland&barett.co.uk)
Doesn't this snail look half-caste?

 
Louise Redknapp.
N/B I am not Racist in any way,just that the snail looks nothing like the type found here…Either its oyibo snail or the snails picture has been touched up.(photoshopped)




Photo credit-dailymail.co.uk

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